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Jul 24, 2007
the ultimate movie So, in keeping with what Barnes and Tommy have been doing on their blogs recently, I figured that I would jump in and create some of my "dream scenarios." Today, I will be doing my ultimate movie. I've given this a lot of thought, and my result surprised even me. Because, I found that my ultimate movie would be a musical. Yes, a musical. But how can that be? Well, it's all in the cast. The three leads are as follows: William Shattner David Hasselhoff John Cena See, this works. And the title: Badminton in Mississippi Now, there are two reasons for this. One, out of all of the sports movies of all time, there is no badminton movie. I mean, there is even a cockfighting movie. So, this takes care of that. Secondly, I have noticed a trend that every movie that has Mississippi in the title is about racism. Well, we are going to put an end to that trend as well. So, here it is. Cena's character is an up and comer in the world of badminton, in order to fulfill his dream of becoming an Olympic Badmittion player, he has to win the State Championship. To do this, he has to get past the perinnial state champion, David Hasselhoff. When all seems lost, he meets a badminton legend, played of course by William Shattner. Support characters will be played by: Morgan Freeman Wilford Brimley Gary Coleman Todd Bridges Kiera Knightly Eric Cartman James Earl Jones The cast of "The Office" Dennis Haysbert Jessica Beil Mr. T Julia Louis Dreyfus Sara Chalke Tom Bosley and Kathy Bates If you aren't convinced yet, then this video, shown to me by Bill, will convince you. posted
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