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Nov 16, 2006
help So, as of today, I am officialy in the hunt for a ministry position for after I graduate. I recieved an email about an open position. So, here's the thing. Church groups don't like to hire single people. They are afraid of us for some reason. Obviously, they would like me better if I were married, but if I'm "dating" and seem to be on that road to marraige, then I can get by. So, I need help. Obviously, nobody wants to date me for real, so that's fine. But, if someone could pretend for the next few months, that would be a real help for me. Here's what the job requires. 1. I get to call you my girlfriend to prospective employers. 2. we have to take a picture together that I can use. 3. I'll buy you stuff on Valentine's day, just for your troubles. You don't have to buy me anything though. 4. Sometime in the spring/summer, you break up with me because I am moving. So yeah, that's it. If you can help, let me know. posted
by Unknown @ 10:31:00 PM |
