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Nov 27, 2005
kids these days part II
2 conversations from over the weekend, this time at my Dad's side of the family"
(Me and four cousins standing in a circle, three of whom are wearing hooded sweatshirts) . . .
Audra (age 13): What's up with all the hoodies?? (looks at my shirt) You shuld be wearing a hoodie. Me: Only hippies wear hoodies. Audra: What's a hippie? Me: Go ask your mom. (Audra goes to ask her mom). Andrew (age 8, hasn't quite followed the conversation) What's she doing. Me: She's going to ask what a hippie is. Andrew: (laugsh hysterically) Me: Do you know what a hippie is? Andrew: Yes. Me: What then? Andrew: It's where someone sucks on your neck . . . no wait, is is that a hickie?
2nd conversation:
Me: He Andrew, why was six afraid of seven? Andrew: Because seven ate eight!
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