Nov 27, 2005
kids these days part II

2 conversations from over the weekend, this time at my Dad's side of the family"

(Me and four cousins standing in a circle, three of whom are wearing hooded sweatshirts) . . .

Audra (age 13): What's up with all the hoodies?? (looks at my shirt) You shuld be wearing a hoodie.
Me: Only hippies wear hoodies.
Audra: What's a hippie?
Me: Go ask your mom.
(Audra goes to ask her mom).
Andrew (age 8, hasn't quite followed the conversation) What's she doing.
Me: She's going to ask what a hippie is.
Andrew: (laugsh hysterically)
Me: Do you know what a hippie is?
Andrew: Yes.
Me: What then?
Andrew: It's where someone sucks on your neck . . . no wait, is is that a hickie?

2nd conversation:

Me: He Andrew, why was six afraid of seven?
Andrew: Because seven ate eight!
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