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Nov 9, 2005
coming attractions Starring Morgan Freeman and Wilford Brimley . . . 1. The Arsonist This movie was inspired by the greatest scene ever in a movie . . . the part in Return Of The King where the steward of Gondor gets set on fire and runs off of a cliff. I figure, why not a whole movie with that . . . So the movie goes like this: Wilford Brimley plays the arsonist, a serial killer who sets people on fire and then they run around and stuff. Morgan Freeman plays the local fire chief. Once he find out what's going on, he says, "Not on my watch!" and then goes out and catches Wilford Brimley. 2. The Joker Wilfor Brimley plays the Joker, a janitor on a college campus that pulls a lot of pranks, such as dropping thousands of bouncey balls out off a tall building. Morgan Freeman plays a campus policeman about to retire. Once he find out what's going on, he says, "Not on my watch!" and then goes out and catches Wilford Brimley. 3. Batman Begins Sequel Wilford Brimley plays the Penguin. Morgan Freeman already has a part. 4. The Stuntman Wilford Brimley plays the Stuntman, a Hollywood Stuntman who uses his stuntman skills to go on a crime spree. Wilford Brimley plays a former FBI agent who works as a consultant on cop movies. Once he find out what's going on, he says, "Not on my watch!" and then goes out and catches Wilford Brimley. 5. Gilligan's Island Apparently, Rob Schnider wants to do a film version of "Gilligan's Island" in which he plays Gilligan. Of course, as Tommy, Ed, and I were discussing this, we all agreed that it was a bad idea. However, I suggested that it may be salvagable if Wilford Brimley were cast as The Skipper. Of course, then you cast Morgan Freeman as The Professor. That would rule. But, then we realized that Bernie Mac would be cast as Mr. Howell and Jessica Simpson would be cast as Ginger, so we got really upset again. But, then we can up with this plot . . . Morgan Freeman realizes who else is in the cast and says, "Not on my watch" and then him and Wilford Brimley start pelting everyone else with coconuts for the entire movie. That would rule!!! 6. Wilford Brimley Shoots Tom Cruise. The Firm is one of the 10 best movies ever. Why? Because there is a scene where Wilford Brimley chases Tom Cruise around with a gun. It would have been the best movie ever, but Wilford doesn't catch Tom. So, this movie has a similar premise, except the entire movie is Wilford Brimley chasing Tom Cruise with a gun. This time he catches him. And Morgan Freemand doesn't do anything. 7. Over The Top II A sequel to the classic arm wrestling movies, except the competitors are Wilford Brimley and Morgan Freeman. Wilford Brimley gives a long speech about how he is going to win the title, and Morgan Freeman replies, "Not on my watch." 8. Smokey and the Bandit Wiford Brimley as the Bandit, Morgan Freeman as Smokey. The Bandit does his usual thing, as Smokey exlaims, "Not on my watch." 9. Mr. Freeman goes to Washington Morgan Freeman gets appointed as the junior senator from Wyoming. Once in Washington, he learns that the senior senator, played by Wilford Brimley, is involved in a savings and loan scandal and says, "Not on my watch." 10. You've Got Mail II Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan team up to remake this heartwarming tale, only this time Morgan Freeman says, "Not on my watch," as he and Wilford Brimley shut down the internet! This is so going to rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted
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