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May 7, 2005
very bad things
A couple of months ago, I was chatting with Ed about the movie, "The Big Lebowski." I mentioned to him that, during my first year of seminary, I would watch that movie every Monday morning while doing my translation for Greek class. He replied, "You are the worst seminary student ever."
This morning, through several moments of rebellion, I showed just how true that statement was.
I'm working on a paper/presentation for one of my classes. I realized this morning that a paper I did for a class 2 years ago will make a really good base for this project. One of the sources I used was an annual survey of incoming college freshmen. So, I decided that I should get a copy of this years results.
However, there is only one place on campus to get a copy of this article . . . the faculty lounge.
So, I drive onto campus, with my window open blaring SECULAR music. Then, I walk up to the FACULTY LOUNGE which has a sign that says NO STUDENTS!! So I SNEAK INTO the faculty lounge and find the issue that I need. Then, I TAKE the issue out of the faculty lounge, even though there is a sign that says NOT to do that. So, I take it to the library and make ILLEGAL PHOTOCOPIES of the article. Then, I SNEAK BACK into the faculty lounge and place the journal back into its place.
Luckily, campus security never saw me.
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