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May 27, 2005
irony
Over the past couple of months, I have been trying to get Mel to punch Ed. I figure it's one of those things that is bound to happen eventually, so I do what I can to speed up the process. So far, no luck. So, I've added Brent to the mix lately, thinking that her punching him is also a possibility.
Tonight, it almost happened. Brent and Mindy were playing on some vendor's cart down on Fountain Square. Somehow, Brent's hands got very dirty, so he started chasing Mel acting as though he was going to wipe his hands on her. So, she threatened to punch him. I saw an oppertunity, and grabbed Brent and held him into place. Mel pulled back and swung, and my goal was accomplished.
Almost.
Except . . . my arm ended up catching the punch instead of Brent. So, after all of this time and effort, it turns out that I am the one who got punched.
Never saw that one coming.
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