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Mar 1, 2005
the banned list In my apartment, my roomates and I have come up with a list of things that are banned from the apartment. Over the last couple of days, we have had a bit on a compliance issue. Yesterday, I came in and found a DVD of the movie "The Bachelor." The problem: Renee Zellweger is on the banned list, so that DVD should not have been in the apartment. So, we had a talk with the offending roommate (who will be left unnamED). It was all a misunderstanding, it came free with the pizza he ordered. So, we just told him to be more careful in the future. Tonight, though, it was my fault. My friend (and yours) Juliet has a friend on American Idol. She asked for us to vote for her. Of course, I am happy to comply, except for 2 reasons: 1. I hate American Idol, and 2. It's on the banned list. But, I want to help out where possible, so I come up with the following: I don't actually watch the show, but I get the phone number at the end to call in and vote. Still, it's a gray area, because it involves 3 minutes of airtime (since she was contestant number 6) and it involved my participation in the show. But, I did it. However, in the process, Brent catches me. I told him to punch me, but he wouldn't. Luckily, Tommy did punch me later on, so I've done my retribution. Anywaym for those who have never seen it, here is the list of things that are banned from 2346 Victor St, Apt #2: Whoopi Goldberg Cats Fish in Halloween costumes (from Brent) The Color Purple (the book) Ace of Bass Strawberry Pudding Pops (also from Brent) Country Music (Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings are OK) Carmen Bob Barker Daylight Savings Time Illinois Nazis PBR Hippies Pod People Green Floodlights Unborn Puppies (from Brent) Disco Excorcist II American Idol Creed Competing Haberdasheries Dr. Phil Alan Combs eyebrows Sean Hannity's whining Justin Sanford's Jokes Lifetime, Oxygen, WE Sweetest Day Janet Reno Loafing Seafood, except for fish stickes The Carpenters Rene Zellweger Re-animated corpses Yachts (except for Eric's) Kenny G Alanis Morrisette posted
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