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Dec 3, 2004
stolen from juliet's blog
Anyway, Juliet has a really funny "interactive" post. So, I stole it. We need to get this all the way to z., so I am posting it here without any interuptions. So, give your ideas. WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, whose name became synonymous with color-coded terror alerts and tutorials about how to prepare for possible attack, resigned Tuesday, saying... possible suggestions: a. "I thought I would go into the peace corps for a while." b. "This color coding thing really isn't my bag, baby." c. "I ran out of duct tape." d. "I ran out of plastic." e. "I ran out of both duct tape and plastic." f. "I have stockpiled both duct tape and plastic and am moving to Canada." g. "This job is interferring with my TV and internet time." h. "I thought this job was gonna get me lots of chicks . . ." i. "The Donald just called and wants me to be a contestant on 'The Apprentice III.'" j. " . . . and you know what the worst part is?? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!" k. "The whole 'Ron Artest" thing has me all upset." l. "Me, Colin Powell, and all of the other cabinet members that are stepping down are going to start our own rogue cabinet." m. I really am color blind, so all those color alerts looked the same to me posted
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