Oct 29, 2004
hail to the chef

Many people have claimed that this is the most important presidential in recent memory. For the most part, I have disregarded that is a bunch of hyperbole.

However, a recent realization has caused me to agree as to the importance of this election. That revelation:

JOHN EDWARDS IS A GNOME!!!!

Seriously, look at him. That boyish face. That smarmy grin. His attitude. If this guy isn't a gnome, well, I don't really have an analogy. But we must stop this from happening. A gnome in the white house. They already mess up enough stuff without actually having an official position.

And if you need any more reasons to vote against Kerry, well, take a look at this.

Oh fellow Americans, the choice is clear.
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