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Aug 3, 2004
insomnia
I can't sleep. So I decided to blog.
Anyway, I was watching part of Letterman and saw that Pamela Anderson wrote a novel. So I figured, "Surely I can do that." So, I decided on writing a series based on the seven deadly sins. The first volume is called "Sloth." Here are the first 2 paragraphs:
James sat on his couch on a hot July afternoon. This was fairly typical of how he spent most afternoons. Lounging on the couch with the remote control in one hand and a bowl of cheetos in the other, and a can of Mt. Dew dripping on a coaster on the end table.
While this was a typical activity for him, this day had some additional purpose. James was conviced that at any given moment, an episode of Law and Order, or one of it spin-offs was on TV. He had determined that this was the day to prove his hypothesis. And, as the remote control guided him to TNT, he hit paydirt; TNT was showing a 3 hour block of SVU.
I know whay you are thinking, and I agree: best-seller written all over it.
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