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Jul 19, 2004
haircuts
Overheard at the barbershop this weekend: 1. "Right after I first got married 40 years ago, Wednesday was my day off but my wife was off on Saturday. So I told her on Tuesday night not to wake me up because I wanted to get an extra hour of sleep. So she said that was fine and that she would leave me a list of things she wanted me to do on the kitchen table. So, I got up and looked at the list, and there were enough things on there for 5 men to do in an entire week. At the end of the list, it said, 'And if you get all of these things done, there is a fly in the house and I want you to kill it.' So, at the end of the day, when she got home, she asked if I had finished the list and I said, 'Honey, you aren't gonna believe what happened. I started at the bottom of the list to work my way up, and I STILL haven't found that fly." 2. During a discussion about basketball: "Now let me tell you how slow I am. I'm probablly the only person in the county that, I was on the front end of a fast break, and the referee called a three second violation on me." You just don't get those kinds of stories when you go to a hair stylist. posted
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