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Jun 10, 2004
Theories and Ideas
Over the weekend, hanging out with the cinci crowd, I re-examined some of my old theories and come up with a few new ones (and some other ideas). Much of it came from discussions with Juliet on the way to and from camp, since she is as warped as I am. 1. Gnomes are the source of all that goes wrong. I think I came up with that one while talking to some of the guys in my small group last year (Tommy, Glen, Taylor, Paul). Seriously, we have got to get rid of the gnomes. They consistantly sabatoge everything. And they steal your underpants. Well, a certain type do anyway. And I fear with that "travel gnome" on the TV now, their efforts are going to escalate. We can NOT let this go on. I think I need to devote a webpage to this. 2. Every college has a Chestnut Street nearby. Well, not quite every college. But, I do know that : Western Kentucky University, University of Kentucky, Murray State University, Vincennes University, Berea College, and Lincoln Christian College all have a Chestnut Street nearby. Kentucky State University has one in fairly close proximity, but it may be far enough away that including it may be a stretch. Cincinnati colleges seem to be immune. However, I think the evidence is pretty compelling to support my theory. I just want to know why. College Street makes sense. University Street makes sense. But Chestnut St????? 3. Catholics make the best roommates. Brack and I came up with this theory back in the WKU days. And Juliet confirmed it. 4. You know the "President of Beers" thing had gone too far when they start running negative ads. 5. As we drove by a church marquee with a cheesy slogan, Juliet and I decided that a major research project needs to be started in order to determine the effecitveness of church marquees. Does anyone ever read the slogan and think, "Hey, maybe I should go by there this Sunday!" Does anyone ever quit going because of them. Regardless of the effectiveness, I think there needs to be a law against using a "clever" pun involving the word Son. 6. Finally, I came up with a plan to start my own internet church. This will look good on my resume. I get the "church" started, and I am the senior minister. Then I appoint a few elders that I can use later on as references. I can even hire staff members. Juliet is the Outreach Minister. I'm looking for the following : Youth Minister, Small Groups Minister, Worship Minister, Children's Minister, Administration Minister, and Puppet Minister. If you want to apply, or would like to be an elder or a minister, well, you can email me. And that's all the ideas. What can I say, I'm a genius!!!!!!!! posted
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